Things I Never Thought I Would Say

It has been a joyous 3 1/2 years as a mother. Sometimes I wake up and it still feels all unreal. I'm a mother! WOW! I couldn't have been more blessed.

Over these last three years I have said things so absurd, I can't even believe the words when they come out of my mouth.

Here are some of the crazy things I have had to say as a mother:

"Do not put those nail clippers in your nose!"

"I think the cat has enough lip gloss."

"I am only a little baby whiner because you are upset you have to go to bed."

"No, ice cream is not for breakfast."

"Daddy's underwear is not a purse."

"Why do you say the shoes you picked out make you look like a mommy?"

"Please do not kick the cat."

"Why is there lipstick all over the refrigerator?"

"I hope that does not look just like me when I put on make-up!"

This list could become endless but I'll stop there. :) I am constantly intrigued about how my little one thinks and always wonder what is behind her actions. But instead of analyzing it all (I do that enough in college!) I am just going to enjoy all the wonderful oddities of my child! ;)

Oh The Joys of College...

 

 

 

 

 

.....This is how I have been for the last three hours....

I am constantly contemplating on how to make my paper better yet still appealing enough to read.

It can become very interesting trying to stay awake, but I am doing quite well with my french vanilla latte. =D

 

 

 

 

The nice part about doing homework so late at night is the peace and quiet I need to form my thoughts.

I am an avid procrastinator so leave it up to me to try and make a perfect paper the night before it is due...another incredibly tricky task!

On top of doing papers at the last minute is the overwhelming urge to check facebook, emails, and, oh heck, update a blog! :)

Well, back to the grind! I need some motivation!...Student loans?? Oh yes, a class costing $900 will get me up and at 'em!