Over these last three years I have said things so absurd, I can't even believe the words when they come out of my mouth.
Here are some of the crazy things I have had to say as a mother:
"Do not put those nail clippers in your nose!"
"I think the cat has enough lip gloss."
"I am only a little baby whiner because you are upset you have to go to bed."
"No, ice cream is not for breakfast."
"Daddy's underwear is not a purse."
"Why do you say the shoes you picked out make you look like a mommy?"
"Please do not kick the cat."
"Why is there lipstick all over the refrigerator?"
"I hope that does not look just like me when I put on make-up!"
This list could become endless but I'll stop there. :) I am constantly intrigued about how my little one thinks and always wonder what is behind her actions. But instead of analyzing it all (I do that enough in college!) I am just going to enjoy all the wonderful oddities of my child! ;)
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